"People here are uneducated and unhelpful"
"When they say 15 minutes they mean 2 hours. Don't wait."
"We got our food quickly, it was delicious and the service was great!"
"The birds eat out of your hand!"
"We have lots of avocados for the picking"
"Our server walked by us many times but never looked at us and thus never refilled our drinks. I'm so thirsty"