"Why ask me how I want my burger done if you're just going to make it well done? Every time!"
"Do not get stuck with Stacy as your waiter... He has no idea what's going on"
"Anyone who says they like Stir Fry 88 is lying to themselves and everybody else"
"There's always about 5 people to 1 worker, takes forever for anybody to help you."
"Fact: for someone who is at the mall all the time, I have never seen anyone clean the children's play area"
"Never even knew this was here! Check it out"