"Big breasted bartendress does not understand what a "mixer" is..."
"Buy seats online ahead of time if you want to sit together on a weekend!"
"Sweet & sour sauce tastes like it's orange based not pineapple based. It's not a bad thing, it's just interestingly different from the sauce at most places."
"This is a Mexican restaurant that also serves Chinese. Chinese didn't look good so we went somewhere else."
"Apparently they close at midnight. That's not very convenient. Not very "super" either."
"If you sit on the patio you can smoke and drink at the same time :)"