"Grab a Starbucks or kosher pizza and sit down!"
"Sincede does kids cuts as well, and their first-ever haircut is free!"
"Watch where you step in the summertime. Roaches galore!"
"Please invest in a sign-in sheet. There are people going ahead of me and I was here first. Sigh..."
"Watch out for young thugs on bicycles waiting below. I-phone stealing punks!!"
"Toilet on 2nd floor likes to clog. Beware!"