"AT&T's 3G service slows to a crawl if there's a decent crowd in the stands. Put your iPhone in EDGE mode if you want to do anything with it."
"They'll embroider your name onto your new hat for free."
"Spin like crazy the whole time!"
"If you're in the last 3 rows, keep your eyes on the goat!"
"Lean in to the porthole, otherwise you might get motion sick."
"The Tomorrowland side is faster and more exciting, the Fantasyland side is calmer."