"Why do I insist on torturing myself with the Blazin' wings? Because they flippin' rule!"
"If they ask seasoning, just say yes!"
"Dirty floors. Do not use the men's room if you can avoid doing so. The seats are falling off and there's "leftovers" on the bowls."
"Been coming here every summer for 22 Years. Honestly, I don't think the staff or food has changed, and that's how it shows be. Consistent, tasty, American. Love the Cockpit :)"
"Finish your waters, clean your dishes/mess, don't screw us over and we'll have a grand ole time!"