"The ATM is down every week"
"They leave the lights on late on Sunday's"
"Ask for Flaco, Uzi or Gordo. Tell them Mike sent you."
"Best shower ever especially with a chick in it"
"No customer service and no customer assistance when shopping. A lot of the merchandise is too pricy and most of the merchandise does not have a price"
"Try spooning with me!! You'll really love it!"