"Service is a bit confused, the restaurant is not even half-full"
"The old glamourous FX leisure is gone, Gymetc.com took over and took the swimsuit drying machine away!"
"Roadworks going on towards Dunston and there's a heavy traffic build-up. Take the other way to metrocentre."
"9oz* Rump Steak is the best! A must try."
"Stop by McDonalds for a coffee if you're too early."
"If you're on domestic flight transfer, do not follow the sign for "flight connections" or you'll end up having trouble with the Border Agency!"