"This mayorship is up for grabs, since I won't be going to Alex's anymore. New owner is a jerk."
"The service here is unbeatable ... forget that nonsense on Yelp! Ask for Lalo!"
"Curried Pea soup was really tasty."
"Hi Jenny ... from the Wilco brothers."
"Hot and sour soup is excellent when you are feeling under the weather."
"Ask the bartender with the handle-bar mustache for a "Red Butt." It is his signature drink, and it will stay with you for days."