"The staff here are SUPER NICE!"
"Do the meal with two of each pierogi. So good!"
"This place has a great selection of board games!"
"When the die-hards and regulars are really feeling a set, we all congregate in a spot we call the Left Front Speaker Party. It's a private function, but come on over and say hi! We're all really nice."
"If a tune comes on that you particularly enjoy, dance your way over to the sweet spot near the left pillar in the middle of the room. You won't ever hear that song sound better in Chicago."