"Try space 57B — it's to die for!"
"Try racquetball with the other hand - you just might surprise yourself."
"Racquetball is more fun with real people than with your imaginary friends."
"There's a nice bench out front and their signal is strong enough that you can comfortably steal their wifi."
"OK, the name is wrong in here - it's really Jeonju Guest House. Oooops!"
"Buy electronics or DVD copies."