"This place is always too busy. If you want to start your day off by being annoyed and late, go here."
"Every time I go here they are out of frozen okra, while the Jewel on Canal has soooo many bags. What's up Mariano's?"
"This place was delicious. Wash your hands before you feed a friend."
"Droooool. The hangover pizza is the tits."
"Pretzels. What more do you want? Iced tea? Too bad... Go somewhere else."