"Detroit Lions bar! Come watch the Lions lose (and sometimes win) with other Lions fans!"
"Try not to look suspicious and you should be fine!!"
"Save this ride for the end of the night! MUCH better experience at night!"
"Hang out in the lounge and enjoy the free wifi and beverages while you wait for your vehicle!"
"No Whopper Wednesday at this location! :("
"Make sure you ask for your food without any rocks in it..."