"Great quality meat, but a little bland for my taste. A little salt and pepper really brings out the great flavor."
"I actually didn't mind signing up for their mailing list. You get coupons fairly often to use on their already cheap prices."
"If you don't have a permit, park in the parking lot down the street. It's only 2 houses away."
"If you follow on Twitter and show the server, you get a BOGO deal."