"Courtesy flushes are greatly encouraged!"
"Chillin before I have to go to work..."
"Be sure to wipe, and for goodness sakes, wash your damn hands nasty!"
"Don't come over unless, your invited...LOL, just saying!"
"When Randy's behind the bar, ask for a Cocaine Lady, Rootbeer Float, and/or a Mongolian Muthafucker!!! Well all you really need is 2 Mingolians!"
"Very chill, and great service."