"There's always a line, be patient and polite and you'll be treated well."
"Remember to size your child here, not against other clothing sizes in other stores."
"One of the best steak and cheese sandwiched in the heart of non profit row."
"I've eaten every dog here, need to invent a new one."
"Always try something new and weird looking, it will taste great!"
"Ask complicated and multipronged questions to a genius, watch their eyes light up."