"Sunday mornings at 9:15 and 10:45 - Jesus loves you very much, and He died to give you New Life!"
"We are playing a game of Risk, and I have just infiltrated the heart of your colony, Danny and Hallett!"
"Welcome to OWU, a university where Jesus is Lord! Make sure to take a tour of LaQuinta Mansion."
"Get a cookie. They're awesome!"
"Ask for a drink with Espresso and Sea Salt."