"1.99 games Tuesday and Wednesday nights. $3 for your shoes, but still!"
"Nipple rings hurt, sure, what do you expect? But they're quick as a whip here, 2 secs and done. No more pain, all the gain. Great studio."
"Check out the Bluegrass Festival on Labor Day weekend!"
"Monday is "Military Monday" - 1/2 Off the Admission Fees for all Militaryand their dependents! Must show ID at Gate."
"Wednesday is "Wow, Carload Wednesday." $8 for all you can fit in a car, or $15 for a van (or the lower price). Don't miss it!"