"When you check in here, ask for Mike. Great bartender and he'll even get your first drink!!"
"There's no such thing as a mistake when creating."
"Ask for Mike at the bar!! He'll take good care of you!"
"Tip the guitar players, preferably with cash or boobies."
"Ask for Zues. Nuff said."
"If doug and Michael are here at the same time, you are required by law to give us $1."