"After 9pm there are no bathrooms"
"Get the Angus burger, still mixed with some pork, but tasty"
"Get the herring, sliced, with onions and pickles.. you'll thank me"
"Hot means "really hot", not like "oh that is Dorito spicy", it's like "my tongue is on fire" hot"
"come for the margarita, stay for the margarita"
"come for the daiquiri, stay for the daiquiri"