"Great drinks, really good food.. try the chicken wings"
"500 feet of elevation change up steep inclines and stairs, try it more than once if you dare"
"Best carbonara outside of Italy"
"After 9pm there are no bathrooms"
"Get the Angus burger, still mixed with some pork, but tasty"
"Get the herring, sliced, with onions and pickles.. you'll thank me"