"So friggen annoying when people park in front of the door. IT'S NOT FOR PARKING. MOVE ALONG."
"The wasabi is no joke. Fresh and extremely potent, not watered down. Awesome."
"The seats here are awesome. Super comfy!"
"Food is good, but damn they are slow. Don't come here if you're in a hurry."
"This place is fuggin crazy on Saturday mornings."
"Being a hardware store where you'd expect big vehicles to be, they have the smallest parking spaces on the world."