"'Coughlin's diet: cocktails and dreams.'"
"'I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.'"
"'Bury the dead, they stink up the place.'"
"'Anything else is always something better.'"
"'Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours.'"
"'Never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.'"