"The department of getting kicked in the junk was busy, so this was next best choice."
"They have a real record player."
"Bait is a rad effing dog."
"I'm going to photograph every star between el cerrito and starbucks, and put them online so I can get some gd coffee in the morning."
"Amaaazing people, great productions, no crafty. ; )"
"Hosmer stole my Mayorship!!!!"