"Welcome to Male Karpaty"
"Such a mess. Go to Central or Eurovea."
"Maxspot is gone. The new wifi sucks!"
"Such a lousy place. Rude and stupid waiters, below average drinks. Go to trader's vic's"
"Tiki puka puka sucks! Go for traditional mai tai!"
"Frankly, I was pissed when they have started with the constructions. Today I must admit that the guys did incredible job. Congrats Dubai!"