"Free small soda for Military folks!"
"Take time to mess with Diana. She loves it!"
"Dogs DONT love allergies. Score some doggie Claritin and bring it to me!"
"If you're doing the DD&D thing... Guy got the taquitos. Chips are amazing!"
"The dogs bark a lot when you first knock, but after you say hello, they'll settle down. It's worse for dudes."