"Breakfast club panini and a naked juice is the PERFECT hangover remedy"
"Amazing staff, and ridiculously great food. Check it out"
"The dogs are awesome. Were awesome. Bring a bottle of wine or beer and cook us dinner and we will love you forever"
"Try and get served by Martin. He's a doll! Great service and high quality food!"
"Self service wash for $12 and we clean up the mess! We love all the animals and our customers too! Free unemployment grooms once a month! Check out our website for super great deals and coupons!"
"Don't eat you picnic up here. Seagulls will stalk you."