"Careful with the swans, they can get bitey."
"Get off the main trail for a more enjoyable and peaceful experience."
"Free for anyone (local or not) before 9am."
"Bring your pooch and have a bloody mary."
"I could spend hours in this shop. There's so much to look at! Staff is really friendly and willing to answer questions. They offer some rad workshops like insect pinning and terrarium building."
"Polenta! Polenta! Polenta!"