"Best Greek this side of Skiathos. Sizzling Feta is dreamy."
"Great public school. Engaged Principal!"
"Hot mess tellers with can't-do attitudes."
"Watch out for sharks. Don't try to swim to China."
"Shoot me. Please, just shoot me."
"Congratulations to the new Mayor, Anka K! Anka used her new regal post to save 40 bucks on hair products! Happy New Year! :-)"