"No pisco sour! What a shame."
"Today is The New York Stem Cell Foundation Day at citifield. Support us by texting CURES to 52000 and donate $10"
"Classes on Mondays, Wednesday and Friday. Each class is 10 bucks."
"Today, Services for the UnderServed 3rd Annual OctoberFest at 6:30pm. $40, includes unlimited beer and BBQ, don't miss it."