"You can drink from the fountain. No questions asked."
"Yes! Yes they serve drambuie!"
"Avoid the 3rd floor mens bathroom. Especially after 12 pm. Smells like an ape house filled with used diapers set on fire."
"Enjoy some TV while taken a whiz"
"Best sandwiches around. Great and friendly staff."
"You're going to need a slide-rule for these equations."