"If you open doors for people, some of them actually say thank you. She actually said "your such a gentleman today, thank you""
"Great papas a la huancaina ( I think I killed it )"
"Where the beer is cold the wine is devine and the liquor is still quicker"
"Bring an umbrella no carport"
"No matter what your choice is, if there's alcohol on it, it's the right choice"