"Volunteering at Open Hand is an AWESOME way to help out your neighbors in need. I started delivering to work off some community service hours two years ago and haven't stopped. Give it a try! :-)"
"Box office has moved to THIRD FLOOR ! Reclining chairs and reserved seating. AWESOME!!!"
"Yes, she looks a little bit like Robyn, but don't call her that unless you want an ass whoopin'. Her name is Bernadette. She's hot :-)"