"Jukebox Nazi's apparently own the music here. Don't try to play anything but country, they'll skip it."
"If you want your car clean, don't go to this car wash."
"Loved it here. Great selection, good prices. Very good service. Highly recommend checking this place out!"
"Their urinals are too high....my pecker almost touched it!!"
"Gotta love the home cooked meals....and the constant flow of beeeeeeer"