"Because, why not pee on a water fountain? Sorry ladies. I think you're missing out."
"Interesting fusion menu that seems to change weekly. Friendly staff. Decent food."
"Make sure to stop by for tacos"
"Good pizza. Good cookies. Good people."
"Pretty amazing Killer Tacos"
"I hate that the men's room doesn't have a urinal. That's kinda' what makes it a men's room."