"Ask Mike for a voter registration form if you need to register in NY or change your party."
"Calorie counts give a great indication of how much beer you get for small, medium, and large"
"I can't believe they charge these prices with a straight face."
"The reason it's so good is Campbell's cream of chicken soup it tastes like. That's why it's the best food since Thanksgiving."
"Not bad. So funny that people think the LES isn't all populated by douchebags and this place is some exception. At least it's cheap."
"Seems to be a strong correlation between carrying up your empties and getting drinks faster. This is true in general because bartenders are not wasting time chasing your empties."