"Yo I don't what Publix be doing. But those bathrooms smell like apple juice. Which is fine. I like apple juice."
"The people give me looks when I eat some of their grapes but if you ask me they were asking for it."
"A tad expensive for a buffet especially when nothing rings unique from others. You can definitely get the same quality for far cheaper."
"Remember that the express checkout is for people with 20 items or less and learn how to use the self-checkout if you don't like waiting in line. It's a lot faster."
"Rush always likes to stiff you on fries. Ask for no slaw, extra fries if you don't care for cole slaw."
"Try the Meatlover's Stromboli!"