"It's Korean, not Japanese, Dumbasses...."
"Get anything. It's all delicious!"
"Please! For the love of all that is seafoody, come here to eat oysters."
"Come for the great food, stay for the 'Slap you in the face' service, leave because you're pretty sure they hate you."
"This place is good as shiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!"
"Seriously! How freaking cool is this place?!"