"The hot chicken parm is a $9 hot pocket. Save your money"
"Ok cocktail list. Wish there was food. Let's see how it evolves"
"Very comfortable. Watch out for obligatory passive aggressive comment from proprietor about alcohol consumption."
"Order by number or they won't understand. Also bring Clorox wipes for tables."
"Great house. Lots of bathrooms."
"Brush up on your Russian for great service"