Mike Horowitz

"As Mayor, I'd like to nominate former mayor Pete to be my Sub Mayor, or Deputy Mayor. He's an asset to the building."

"It's always a bad thing if you're declared criminally insane and committed here."

"Don't use this when it rains."

"Mayor Pete is a scourge."

"I really like this place, but one piece of french toast? C'mon..."

"With Valentine's day approaching, remember to buy flowers for HPC power couple Pete and Lucy, or as their friends call them: Pucy."