"Nice selection of cane sugar/glass bottle sodas."
"This Shell no longer has an air pump!"
"The blackened alligator is amazing!"
"Haha- they put water in the buckets instead of washer fluid, and big surprise- it froze."
"The three stations at this exit are the most expensive in the region. Drive on if you can."
"Be sure to walk around the building and admire the details. This is a very cool building!"