"Horrid music on the radio but that isn't really their fault... Kelly Clarkson? Ugh"
"Ask the owner to play a game called "just the tip". It's a cool game on xbox"
"Ride the ATV to the fountain but watch out for falling mango and guava fruits."
"Don't pee on their lawn, they will come out with pitchforks..."
"Don't pay the creepy homeless tweaker"