"This was my favourite restaurant until the stubborn chef insisted on changing the salsa despite dozens of complaints"
"Free Margaritas for Foursquare reviewers!"
"Greek salad comes with (unwanted) surprise anchovy!"
"People living here sat on the bonnet of our brand new car! AVOID!"
"Difficult to find, no map on website, phones broken so couldn't call for directions. Phone still broken upon checkout so couldn't get luggage collected - had to carry to reception."