"Fun but not worth the money. Spend $22 at Hot Dog on a stick for 3 dogs, 1 fry and a lemonade. Wtf? $10 parking, $11 per head to get in. Then $20 for kids rides. And 1 $10 beer. $85 bucks gone."
"Show up early for Happy Hour. Eat in only and not at the bar. Tables only."
"Make sure Jeremy is listening before you speak."
"Try my Grilled Salmon over a bed of mashed potatoes with asparagus. The best."