"The worst, slowest, restaurant I've been to in forever. NEVER GO HERE."
"Don't park in front of Newhalls unless you wanna hear from a looney."
"Got sick as a dog 3 hours later. But the waitstaff were really nice."
"Get the Mocha Madness. Skip the piña colada muffin."
"See Dr. Suzanne Fisher DDM"
"Get Corey to cut your mop."