Mike Stanford

"Best authentic pho in the area."

"I was disappointed with their cheesesteaks. Very little meat and stale bread. Never again."

"Be careful of the carts you try to grab because they might be stuck to the ones in front of it and make you look like a dumbass."

"If you get locked out of your car, Kevin's got you covered."

"If you're waiter is Maneth. Tip him heavily. He's the shit."

"Hookers giving up blowjobs for free. Somebody need to tell them they doing it wrong."