"Looking for a power source ? Head upstairs at Terminal B to Kuffler & Bucher. Ask nicely and they'll let you sit at the bar with a beer while you use their power behind the bar. 2x Recharge :-)"
"Scary announcements remind us that the world is a dangerous place. Even Bristol station."
"Trains stop at the variously numbered platforms."
"Leave yourself an extra hour to let your tea cool down. It seems they use nuclear fusion to power the kettle."
"It's nearer Cardiff than Bristol."
"Stand clear of the doors and please remember to take all your belongings with you. Mind the Gap."