"Beware of the Asphalt Nazis a little more Zealous than on the mainland"
"Make sure you ask to buy the AUTUMN BLEND. Smooth and flavorsome rich chocolaty after-tones mmmmmmmmmmm"
"Generous meals tasty and the Ceasor just needs croutons. Good value"
"Ask not to have the paper placed under the food! Why do cafe's insist on this???? YUK"
"BEWARE: Venue policy is if the wrong meal is presented and you consume it YOU will pay the difference. Not posted by the door"