"Timmy O will cook fah yo."
"Best breakfast. So cheap! Seriously, where else can you get 2 eggs, ham, sausage, and a large coffee for 5 dollars?!"
"Another local gem. Hot Italian sausage will make you happy."
"The dumpsters outside are amazing to sit on and drink coffee."
"Definitely check out the roof. It's awesome. Great views and with some wine or beer, it's perfect. My mom, however, would appreciate it if I let you know NOT to play in the ledge, obviously."