"Tuesdays are "Tikka Tuesdays" and all curries are buy one get one free. However, it's Tuesday today and it's only 7:30pm yet they're all out of every curry on the menu. What an epic fail!"
"The spicy chicken panini is delicious."
"Friendly staff will watch your stuff for you when you go the the bathroom; you don't get that in Costabucks."
"The parking is £3 per 24 hours; you pay with coins at the machine in the car park or use pay by phone for card payment (20p surcharge)"