"Check for a stand-by line—you can get on an earlier ferry than the one your ticket is for."
"Go to the back and right to pick up the Wi-Fi. The signal carries back closer to the door once you get it."
"Remember to ask for toilet paper (it's free, but not waiting for you)."
"Try the Ciabatta ("zhibada"), it's new on the menu."
"Try the LA Maki rolls: salmon, mango, asparagus, and roe. Mmmmm."
"Off menu: half chicken fingers, half fries (or salad). Do it."